Dirty Justin helps me on my way to becoming filthy rich

The Betfair Responsible Gambling Team emailed me this week, concerned that I was getting carried away on their website, suggesting some possible solutions.

The BRGT community were worried about 'an increase in activity on your account', and they wanted to make me aware of 'deposit limits, loss limits, reality checks and time outs'.

I liked the idea of a loss limit (can I set that at zero please?), but it was not quite as good as it first sounded. And I politely explained that, although Time Outs are pleasant, I still much prefer Kit Kats. I told them not to fret and that Del Boy Trotter would always be my ultimate guide on these matters. He who dares, Rodders. He who dares, my son! This time next year . . .