The Closutton assistant trainer with his diary from an ultimately unsuccessful trip to Melbourne

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“Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore”

The plane lands with a thump. I’ve just finished the first two Lord of the Rings films, leaving the last one for the return journey. David Mullins, Kieran Stokes and I are downstairs; Paul Byrne is upstairs. It’s a recurring life theme.

Ryan Moore riding Vauban before their unplaced finish in the Melbourne Cup

MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA - NOVEMBER 07: Ryan Moore riding Vauban before unplaced finish in Race 7, the Lexus Melbourne Cup,  during Melbourne Cup Day at Flemington Racecourse on November 07, 2023 in Melbourne, Australia. (Photo by Vince Caligiuri/Getty Images)

2023 Melbourne Cup Day

'I want to be sick. I want to cry. I want to punch something. My golden opportunity has evaporated'

A fall (or was it a UR?), a bumper I can't even remember and a late-night trip to the hospital

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One of those bloody days as I get Galwayed on Plate day - but I suppose it could be worse

We came, we saw, we left with our tails between our legs - but I've never seen anything quite like it

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