There are two red lights flashing inside my nose but the sneezing continues

I'm still sneezing and there is still bird poop on the Golf. In the hope that rusting takes a while to set in, the most pressing problem is my nose.

Those of you with long memories may recall I started this diary sneezing. Little has changed.

The initial home diagnosis suggested the root of the problem was an ill-judged decision to mow the back garden (we don't have a front one, just a pooped-on Golf). There may, however, have been more to it than the diagnosis implied.