Proceed with caution on the roads but remain optimistic when it comes to the power of punting

Hello there, my friend. Did you know that approximately 74,000 deer are killed or injured on UK roads every year?

Well, you do now. I'm full of interesting stuff, me. Bet you're keen to read on to see what other fascinating facts I've got up my sleeve? Strap yourself in and buckle up, buddy.

Having spent three hours at a Driver Awareness course on Wednesday, my knowledge of all things cars and roads is at its peak. My reaction to the deer revelation was “Oh dear!” and I spent much of the session on the brink of being dismissed from class for a lack of earnestness.