Wit and wisdom to fill the hours as we waited for BHA's flu announcement

That flu thing seemed a lot longer than six days, but it was helpful and informative. Now you know Bags racing hasn't got easier (especially those handicaps at Sheffield – I mean, come on), but it's easier than Angers. And after you've ruled those out, afternoons drag on more than you expect.

Michael Andrews (@mytentoryours) thought it might be even longer. "The year is 2025. The whip has gone, replaced by a feather duster. Mark Johnson sings home the 7th running of the Listed Mad Moose Stakes. Blogger closes down the final ever betting shop in Grimsby and the BHA announces its equine flu announcement will be issued very shortly."

Dozens of tweeters peppered the transfer window-style tension of Monday night's countdown to freedom with wit and philosophy. In the event, it was more interesting than the transfer window. At least you were certain nothing was going to happen for most of the night.